parotcardsroxy:

hate hate hate when you say something about being fat around a thin person and they say “no you’re not fat!!! you aren’t fat at all you’re really pretty!!!” like. why do you immediately think being fat is inherently bad and insulting. and why do you just assume that being fat means you can’t be attractive.

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critter-catcher:

On this day of freedom, let’s talk about how bald eagles are queer!

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It starts with a female eagle named Hope and a male named Valor I. The two settled down to neat together, however Valor I wasn’t a great dad. He did show up to incubate the eggs and basically never came around.

In comes another male, Valor II. He immediately did what a good eagle dad is supposed to, incubate, maintain the best, all that. This lead to him becoming Hope’s new mate.

Here’s where it gets interesting, Valor I didn’t seem to mind and actually stuck around! Eventually Hope started mating with both of them, and Valor I even learned to be a good dad!

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Unfortunately in 2017 Hope was killed by intruding eagles, but! The two male’s actually stuck together and successfully raised their chicks!

Soon enough a new female named Starr came along and joined the two, and now she mates with both males every season!

This arrangement allows for the eagles to have a much more successful rate of raising chicks and fighting off other predators!

This particular story isn’t the only one! Bald eagles have been seen in multiple arrangements including two females and one male!

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important PSA about when your car is smoking

theevilblackbunny:

alicatchrist:

mama-green:

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

White or blue, you’ll pull through.

But if it’s gray, get away.

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thefreewillagency:
“rnlaing:
“lastoneout:
“ “Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
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When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could...

thefreewillagency:

rnlaing:

lastoneout:

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

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When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

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Post complete. We can all go home now

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sidetrek:
“this was my reaction to the crop top as well
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sidetrek:

this was my reaction to the crop top as well

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verminprincess:

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Actor Patrick Swayze at home, Lakeview, California, USA, 1995

Photographed by Mary Ellen Mark

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ladygwyndolin:

You know a piece of media is special when it’s in your top 5 but you wouldn’t recommend it to a single other person

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thefreewillagency:
“rnlaing:
“lastoneout:
“ “Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
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When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could...

thefreewillagency:

rnlaing:

lastoneout:

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

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When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

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Post complete. We can all go home now

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potterpasta:

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so that panel from hell, huh?

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bakafox:

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TREE! LAW! UPDATE!

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tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

It appears to me a lot of people’s impression of Sherlock Holmes’ drug use out of context is “he’s running around solving murders while coked out of his mind” which is really funny BUT!

As someone who reads acd canon & has the autistic urge to correct people about my interests, I’d like to let it be known that he actually primarily uses drugs between cases, because he gets painfully bored with nothing to do, stating “my mind rebels at stagnation.” This is because he has adhd but the diagnosis hadn’t been invented yet. Anyway

This can still be funny because it means the rest of the time he’s acting like that while completely sober. He’s just quirky. He IS a cokehead but it actually calms him down. Because he needs adderall

You may hear “Sherlock Holmes does cocaine” and think “oh, that explains why he’s so fucking weird” but you would have it backwards. He does cocaine because he’s already just Like That. He does this specifically when he’s understimulated. They didn’t have adhd meds in victorian london he’s taking whatever stimulants are available. And That’s why he’s coked out of his mind. But Not while currently working on a case, because that keeps him busy

*note: I have adhd I know how it is

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whitepeopletwitter:

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